Oh your basketball team is frightful,
And the conference is not delightful,
And since we’ve no hope for the season,
One bid league! One bid league! One bid league!
It doesn’t show signs of stopping,
And I’ve bought some brown bags for wearing,
The lights are turned way down low,
One bid league! One bid league! One bid league !
When the season finally ends,
How I’ll laugh and laugh and laugh!
Because the league is so awful,
That they might only get one team in the tourney.
The league is slowly dying,
And, my dear, we’re still crying,
But as long as you love it so,
One Bid League! One Bid League! One Bid League!
Proud alum of Washington State University, crazy sports nut, and drinker of beer.